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Apr 24, 2014 / 234,528 notes

helioscentrifuge:

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT

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dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

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Apr 24, 2014 / 106,128 notes

comedy-con-couture:

WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

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Apr 24, 2014 / 229,353 notes

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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Apr 24, 2014 / 21,441 notes

jesussbabymomma:

PEOPLE THAT CAN BE ON TUMBLR “ALL DAY” AND STILL HAVE ALL A’S ARE THE REASON MY SELF-ESTEEM DOES A BACKFLIP INTO A DOWNWARD SPIRAL

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Apr 24, 2014 / 36,851 notes

qratefvl:

i want someone i can be all stupid and cute with but then like have passionate rough sex with ya feel

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summertimelovegirl:

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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Apr 24, 2014 / 42,862 notes

ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

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Apr 24, 2014 / 3,057 notes

houseofhannibal:

shhh i’m coping

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Apr 24, 2014 / 225,345 notes

onlylolgifs:

dubbayoo:

“Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.”

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